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Dem
08-11-2005, 04:26 PM
Your sister is your mother
Your uncle is your brother
You all f@*k one another
The norwich family
der der der der clap clap etc
- Leeds fans at Norwich



"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two andy gorams"...Celtic fans too andy
goram after its revealed the chubby keeper was diagnosed with Schizophrenia



At sunderland v leeds mackems chanting "going down going down" to leeds
Leeds fans respond "so are we so are we!"



Wolves fans were chanting "we are wolves we are wolves we are wolves etc"
Leeds fans started chanting "we are human, we are human we are human"



Charlton fans to Sean Wright Philips "Wheres your real dad, wheres your
real dad!?"



"You're just a fat Eddie Murphy"
Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed



(to the tune of craig david - rewind)
"VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER"



To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being convicted for,
well, you know...
(To the Manic Street Preachers song)
"If you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next"



We've got that Terry phelan
wooah That terry Phelan
We've got that terry phelan
and hes sub, sub, sub
woooo-ooo-oo- ooh
(To the tune of Lost that Loving Feeling)



They call him hugo, hugo viana
Plays in midfield with young dyer
Movement and passing is always his passion
In huugooooooo we fell in love
(To the tune of copacabbana)

A308 MAN
08-11-2005, 07:05 PM
there's only one chant, and it goes ....
"Ooh Aah Cantona"
and you are guaranteed still to hear it at every united match, home and away.

stevew
08-11-2005, 07:13 PM
there's only one chant, and it goes ....
"Ooh Aah Cantona"


walks like a woman and he wears a bra :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

noony
08-11-2005, 07:16 PM
walks like a woman and he wears a bra :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
got a bit fat
and now he's a film star

Steve L
08-11-2005, 07:49 PM
When Jurgen Klinsman was at Tottenham sung my Tottenham fans:


Chim Chim cheree, Chim Chim Cheroo, Klinsman was a **** and now he's a Jew

Andy HLS
08-11-2005, 08:03 PM
there's only one chant, and it goes ....
"Ooh Aah Cantona"
and you are guaranteed still to hear it at every united match, home and away.

I like that one.Charlton sing that to the palace.one of cantonas best moments.

At fulhan after Al Fayed sold the feehold a couple of years ago.
We were singing:- Hes fat hes round he sold your ******* ground, al fayed al fayed.

If i had the wings of an eagle,if i had the a55e of a cow id fly over millwall tomorrow and 5hit on the b4r5t4rds below,5h1t,on,5hit on, id 5h1t on the b45t4rds below.

v15ben
09-11-2005, 03:23 AM
From a Nottingham Forest game last season just as they were about to be relegated - a chant to the strikers:

"You couldn't score in a brothel!"

The best ever though by far:

"You'll never walk alone!"

:grin:

Steve L
09-11-2005, 08:47 AM
For West Ham's love of Chelsea:

Up your ****, up your ****, from Stamford Bridge to Upton Park, you can stick your blue flag up your ****

Dem
09-11-2005, 03:11 PM
My mate heard the following at a Liverpool match from the opposing crowd (Southerners I assume). Sung to the tune of "You'll never walk alone";

Sign on
Sign on,
With your pen,
in your hand,
and you'll never, work, again.
you'll neeever work, again.

izza
11-11-2005, 10:41 AM
Old trafford some years ago, we were beating Ipswich by 9 goals to nil. The stretford end started chanting:

"We want ten, we want ten,..."

Fair play to Ipswich supporters who switched to arousing rendition of

"We want one, we want one,....."

t1grm
11-11-2005, 02:36 PM
A good one for any Germany – England game:

Two world wars and one world cup… doo dah… doo dah…
(don’t know the real name of the tune it’s to)

Slight variation but a couple that were chanted down the pub for the England v Australia rugby world cup final:

To the chorus of Yellow Submarine:

“You all live in a convict colony… a convict colony… a convict colony”

To the tune of He’s Got the Whole World in his Hands:

“Get your s**t stars off our flag…”

shao_khan
11-11-2005, 02:37 PM
I have been going to matches now for the last 30 yrs, and I am sure I remember Stoke fans singing something that had a line like "You'll get a boot wrapped round your head....." I'd love to know what it was they were really singing.

Only one real Footy song - Blaydon Races.

spidermanUK
11-11-2005, 02:53 PM
I have been going to matches now for the last 30 yrs, and I am sure I remember Stoke fans singing something that had a line like "You'll get a boot wrapped round your head....." I'd love to know what it was they were really singing.


It was from The Gap Band's "Oops Up Side Your Head" reached No. 6 in July 1980:thumbsup:

tonyh
11-11-2005, 02:55 PM
ShedEnd Chelsea to visiting Northern teams; "you're going home in a London ambulance".......:stunned:

babylon
29-11-2005, 01:09 PM
For Chelsea's love of West Ham...

"When you're sat in row Z
and the ball hits your head,

that's Zamooooraaaay!"

monge2
29-11-2005, 01:48 PM
Millwall fans to London/Northern in fact everyone.......You won't make the station :grin:

stevew
29-11-2005, 01:56 PM
Man City fans this weekend against Liverpool,singing to Harry Kwuell

Cannon & Ball ...........are sh@gging your wife
Cannon & Ball ...........are sh@gging your wife

A308 MAN
29-11-2005, 09:43 PM
todays' quiz
who was the unfortunate recipient of:
"He's got a pineapple on his head, he's got a ........" ?
to the tune of "he's got the whole world in his hands".
He later claimed it ruined his proffessional career

GrahamS
29-11-2005, 09:46 PM
todays' quiz
who was the unfortunate recipient of:
"He's got a pineapple on his head, he's got a ........" ?
to the tune of "he's got the whole world in his hands".
He later claimed it ruined his proffessional career
That was the guy who played for Notts Forest.

Jason Lee

A308 MAN
29-11-2005, 09:51 PM
That was the guy who played for Notts Forest.

Jason Lee
"so ***king easy, oh this is so ***king eeeeeeezy, so ***king ........"

stevew
29-11-2005, 10:05 PM
That was the guy who played for Notts Forest.

Jason Lee

Didn't he have his haircut,then couldn't score.

GrahamS
29-11-2005, 10:31 PM
Didn't he have his haircut,then couldn't score.
Yeah that was him :grin: :grin:

I think he blamed Baddiel and Skinner for his woes because they took the piss mercilessly :grin:

stevew
29-11-2005, 10:58 PM
Yeah that was him :grin: :grin:

I think he blamed Baddiel and Skinner for his woes because they took the piss mercilessly :grin:

Yeah,your right it was them two.

noony
29-11-2005, 11:29 PM
"so ***king easy, oh this is so ***king eeeeeeezy, so ***king ........"
man utd 4 arsenal 2

sizona
30-11-2005, 09:33 AM
Chelsea fans to everyone...

"That's why we're champions"

A308 MAN
30-11-2005, 09:50 AM
Chelsea fans to everyone...

"That's why we're temporary, part time champions"
hi simon ... i'll choose to ignore the content of the above post, however, i am sure you know which pictures i am going to request you repost on fcars ?
cheers, d

sizona
30-11-2005, 10:32 AM
hi simon ... i'll choose to ignore the content of the above post, however, i am sure you know which pictures i am going to request you repost on fcars ?
cheers, d

HI, I presume you mean the Monaco ones of the champions league semi's....i'm sure everyone's bored of seeing them! :thumbsup:

A308 MAN
30-11-2005, 12:42 PM
....i'm sure everyone's bored of seeing them! :thumbsup:
no, no, no, nooooooooooooo !

spidermanUK
13-12-2005, 06:04 PM
The funniest chants directed at blameless foreigners occurred in a game which, mercifully, never actually took place. Somebody with what we might kindly describe as a sense of mischief thought that it would be a good idea for Millwall to play a pre-season friendly against Iran at the New Den.
Common sense — and, I suspect, representation from the Metropolitan police, British and Iranian governments and, possibly, the United Nations — prevailed and the game was eventually called off. But the songs had already been written and were doing the rounds on the various Millwall fans’ websites. “You’re Shi’ite and you know you are,” is, by any token, pretty good. The politically acute, dark and baleful “you’re next and you know you are,” is even better. But best of all was the one to be directed at Iran’s female supporters, a chant which combined in seven short words not just gratuitously offensive sexism, but an incitement to racial and religious hatred: “Get your face out for the lads.”

noony
13-12-2005, 06:07 PM
:laugh:

tonyh
14-12-2005, 02:40 PM
You are a Scouser, An ugly Scouser, You're only happy, On Giro day.
Your mum's out thieving, Your dad's drug-dealing,
So please don't take my hubcaps, Away.


Your sister is your mother
Your Uncle is you brother
you all f~*k one another
the Norwich family


posh spice is a slapper
her f#nny smells of cod
and when she's sh#gging beckham she thinks of ormerod


He's bald, he's sh*t,
he plays when no-ones fit, Pascal Cygan.


Blue is the colour,
Football is the game,
Poor old Matthew Harding,
He should have caught the train.


Park Ji Sung whereever you may be
You eat dogs in your country
It could be worse, you could be a scouse

noony
14-12-2005, 05:59 PM
Park, Park, whereever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
It could be worse, you could be a scouse
then you'd eat rats in your council house!

there's the correct version, both home and away fans sing it :huh:

A308 MAN
19-12-2005, 12:14 PM
man u's songs must be good, 'cos chelsea fans keep on stealing them.

noony
19-12-2005, 07:32 PM
man u's songs must be good, 'cos chelsea fans keep on stealing them.
to be fair, everybody sings the "hello, hello, we are the x boys..''

sizona
20-12-2005, 10:09 AM
Nothing better than being 2-0 up at Highbury (or anywhere in fact) and having a good sing song.

Was in the Chelsea section on Sunday and best songs were

"Your not even the best team in north london"

"twenty points, we're havin a laugh"

"You're even worse than Tottenham"
(even though T are a bit better this season ccchhhh spit"

And another song i can't put on this site but to do with the Arsenal manager and a certain disgraced 70's pop star!

MinceCFC
05-06-2008, 06:52 PM
Oh...Grand old Walter Smith
He had eleven men
He marched them up to the halfway line
And he marched them back again

And when they defend they defend
And when they attack they defend
And when Barry Ferguson's got the ball
He'll pass it back again


A Celtic song to laugh at Rangers "anti-football" tactic in season 07-08 :laugh:

Bognor_Saint
06-06-2008, 10:57 AM
posh spice is a slapper
her f#nny smells of cod
and when she's sh#gging beckham she thinks of ormerod


As a Saint, I remember that one when he used to play for us. Here are some more (mostly Saints related).


Harry Redknapps illegitimate
He has got no birth certificate
He's got a twitch and can't get rid of it
He's a pompey *******

(to the tune of, you'll never walk alone)
....and you'll always be a ****,
you'll always be a ****
Redkapp, Redknapp
you're a ****, your a ****
....and you'll always be a ****,
You'll always be a ****

(Similar to the Park Ji Sung chant - sung before Bale went to the Spuds)
Bale, Bale, Wherever you may be
You shag sheep in your home country
But it could be worse, you could be a skate
******* your sister on your first date

(to the tune of Que Sera)
When I was just a little boy,
I asked my mother, what should I be,
Should I be pompey, Should I be Saints?
Here's what she said to me....
Wash your mouth out son,
Go get your fathers gun,
and shoot the pompey scum
and support the Saints!

(the Swing Low Rugby song)
Swing Lowe, Swing Rupert Lowe
Hang him from the Itchen bridge
Swing Lowe, Swing Rupert Lowe
Hang him from the Itchen bridge

(to the tune of Oh when the Saints - sung by away fans - to mock the stadium of the home support))
I've got a shed, that's bigger than this
I've got a shed that's bigger than this
It's got a door and a window
I've got a shed that's bigger than this

(God save the Queen during Eng vs Australia in the cricket - made me chuckle)
God save YOUR gracious queen
Long live YOUR gracious queen
God save YOUR queen.......


There's plenty more, but need to get on with some work........

v15ben
06-06-2008, 11:48 AM
posh spice is a slapper
her f#nny smells of cod
and when she's sh#gging beckham she thinks of ormerod

A similar version preferred by the Aussies:

Posh Spice is a slapper
She wears a great big jewel
and when she's shagging Beckham, she thinks of Harry Kewell

:laugh:

Albert V8
06-06-2008, 11:53 AM
Sunderland to Newcastle fans

When i was young
i had no sense
i bought a flute for fifty pence
the only tune that i could play
was "**** Keegan and his toon army"
da da da da, da da da da....

Dave Z
06-06-2008, 08:10 PM
Wolves fans to West brom (to the tune of my old man said follow the van)


My old man said be an albion fan
I said F**k off Bo***x your a C**t
Have a Banana

1210tech®
06-06-2008, 08:28 PM
from the holte end massive....

Stand up if you hate Man U
Stand up if you hate Man U
Stand up if you hate Man U
Stand up if you hate Man U

oh and then theres....

We hate Man U and we hate Man U
We hate Man U and we hate Man U
We hate Man U and we hate Man U
We are the Man U HATERS!!! :grin:

and dedicated to the Blue nose scum...

My old man said be a city fan
And I said' b***ocks you're a c**t (you're a c**t)
We hate the blues and we're gonna show it
We hate the blues and we f**ing know it
With spinksy and burchy alan mcanally
They're the boys who gonna do us fine
You support the blues ur a blue nose b***ard and you ain't no friend of mine

Sh*t on the City,
Sh*t on the City tonight,
(ooo arr)
Sh*t on the City,
Sh*t on the City tonight,
Sh*t on the City,
Sh*t on the City tonight,
Everybody sh*t on the City,
Cos they're a load of Sh*te...

Bognor_Saint
06-06-2008, 10:21 PM
My old man said be a city fan
And I said' b***ocks you're a c**t (you're a c**t)
We hate the blues and we're gonna show it
We hate the blues and we f**ing know it
With spinksy and burchy alan mcanally
They're the boys who gonna do us fine
You support the blues ur a blue nose b***ard and you ain't no friend of mine


We had something similar......(retro 80's chant)

My old man said be a pompey fan
I said "**** Off, b***ocks you're ac**t!
I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it
Than be a pompey fan for just one minute
With baseball bats and hammers
Stanley knives and spanners
We'll show them pompey *******s how to fight
Cos you won't take the Dell with southampton in it
Cos we are the pride of the south



....and an Old pompey favourite for the Saints (tp the tune of he's only a poor little sparrow)

He's only a poor little scummer
His feathers are tattered and torn
He makes me feel sick, so I hit him with a brick
and he doesn't sing any more.

Playframe king
06-06-2008, 10:47 PM
To the tune of Guantunamera (sp?) - sung around 60 seconds before the whistle at St Marys...
Man U fans to Saints in last game of season when they had to win to avoid relagation (they didnt)
"you're going down in a minute, down in one minute, down in a minute"
Sure Bognor Saint remembers this one...

Bognor_Saint
08-06-2008, 08:49 AM
Yes along with the count down and the "we'll be back to send you down" at the cup game a few months previously.

But as long as you remember the 76 cup final, I'm OK with that :laugh::laugh::laugh:

Elms
09-06-2008, 10:38 AM
From a Man U fan in my local.

To the tune of 'One man went to Mow'


One man went to lift, went to lift Frank Lampard,

One man and his forklift truck went to lift, went to lift Frank Lampard,

One man and his forklift truck, couldnt lift Frank Lampard.


Two men went to lift, went to lift Frank Lampard,

Two men and their forklift truck went to lift, went to lift Frank Lampard

Two men and their forklift truck, couldnt lift Frank Lampard

:grin: