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Ravi 355
03-11-2005, 02:33 PM
Mate of mine just sent me this - LMAO

Satr Signs by Adam Sandler

Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22)
You have an inventive mind and are
inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes
repeatedly because you do not pay attention to anyone or anything. Everyone thinks you smoke a lot of dope.

Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) You are a pioneer type and think most people
are d1ckheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice.
You do nothing but p1ss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a
pr1ck.

Aries (Mar 23 - April 22) You have a wild imagination and often think
you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on
your riends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack
confidence and are a general d1p****.

Taurus (April 23 - May 22) You are practical and persistent. You have
a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are
stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamned communist.

Gemini (May 23 - June 22) You are a quick and intelligent thinker.
People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too
much for too little. This means you are a cheap bast**d. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.

Cancer (June 23 - July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to ther
people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting
things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a
****. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.

Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others
think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot
tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving
motherf*****s and enjoy masturbation more than sex.

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder.
Your ****-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and coworkers. You
are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while f******. Virgos make
good bus drivers and pimps.

Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a
difficult time dealing with reality. If you are a male you are probably queer.
Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are
whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.

Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) You are the worst of the lot. You are
shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of
success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect
son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.

Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22) You are optimistic and enthusiastic.
You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no
talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of
****.

Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22) You are conservative and afraid of taking
risks. You are basically chicken****. There has never been a
Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.

tom
03-11-2005, 02:40 PM
:laugh: Very good, haven't seen it before.

Nicola
03-11-2005, 03:19 PM
I think I got off pretty lightly being aquarius. :)

Angelis
03-11-2005, 03:20 PM
ARIES: You have a wild imagination and often thinkyou are being followed by the FBI or Chaa. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general d1p****.


Sums me up nicely :D

tom
03-11-2005, 03:22 PM
I can't say I agree with Virgo.

It's only happened once.

Ravi 355
03-11-2005, 03:31 PM
I can't say I agree with Virgo.

It's only happened once.

You think thats bad, I'm a Gemini!

Jas
03-11-2005, 04:08 PM
Pretty good....got me to a T :smile:

Jas
03-11-2005, 04:10 PM
PS.... Is Rob a Leo?

Steve
03-11-2005, 04:11 PM
Being Scorpio I should apply for the job of evil genius - only I'm too shrewd to work.

Ravi 355
03-11-2005, 04:12 PM
Being Scorpio I should apply for the job of evil genius - only I'm too shrewd to work.

As long as Sy doesn't appoint you as treasurer we should be ok !

Steve
03-11-2005, 04:19 PM
As long as Sy doesn't appoint you as treasurer we should be ok !


Now I was going to apply for that being the financial expert that I am.

rmdferrari
03-11-2005, 09:49 PM
I'm not queer....! :shocked: Don't let Hazy read this, won't hear the last about being a Southern Shandy Drinking Poofta... :( All Libran men are diplomatic, kind, sensitive, STRAIGHT, and.... oh, that's it realy..

angelboy
04-11-2005, 12:08 AM
Looks like I'm going to prison............again!!!:cry3:

Jules
04-11-2005, 12:18 AM
PS.... Is Rob a Leo?

Hudsons a scorpio - yep you got it, his birthday's this month:hmmm:

a7see
04-11-2005, 10:12 AM
Bang on the money for aquarius!!!!! for the dope bit!!!! :D