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Davey S2
15-11-2005, 10:05 AM
Handy French phrases if you are travelling abroad...

* Ou sont les pompiers? - Where are the firemen?

* Avez-vous un extincteur? - Do you have a fire extinguisher?

* A quelle heure est le couvre-feu? - What time is the curfew?

* Pourquoi brulez vous ma voiture? - Why are you burning my car?

* Avez-vous du feu pour allumer mon cocktail molotov? - Do you have a light for my petrol bomb?

* Veuillez brűler mon Citroen parce que c'est merde - Please burn my Citroen because it's *****.

* Mes beaux citroen la voiture sont sur le feu ! - My beautiful citroen car is on fire!”

* Ne soyez pas idiot ! la merde ne brűle pas! - don't be daft! ***** doesn't burn!”

* Vous avez cassé ma voiture et avez brűlé ma maison et chien, mais pourquoi pas vous tuez ma épouse laide avec ses aisselles velues? - You smashed my car and burned my house and my dog, but why didn't you kill my ugly wife with her hairy armpits?

ferrari-spider
15-11-2005, 11:03 AM
Yea very useful mate nice one:grin: I am looking for some one to translate another phrase for me for when i am next going to France some time soon, and get stoped by a police man. Its " yes i am black but i dont live in the projects honest,so please dont shoot me":grin: :grin:.......Can any one help me with that translation, I have a feeling it may come in useful:grin: :grin:

steve f
15-11-2005, 11:06 AM
!! Onions !!