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16-11-2005, 10:52 AM
A Scottish soldier in full dress marches into a pharmacy to speak to the druggist. The Scot opens his sporran, pulls out a neatly folded cotton bandana, and opens it to reveal a smaller silk square which he unfolds to reveal a condom which clearly has a number of patches on it. Holding up the condom, the Scot asks the pharmacist, "How much to repair it?" .
"Six pence," says the pharmacist.
"How much for a new one" asked the Scot.
"Ten pence" was the reply.
The Scot folds the condom into the silk square and the cotton bandana, places it in his sporran and marches down the aisle and out the door of the pharmacy.

A moment or two later a great shout goes up, followed by an even
greater shout.

The Scot walks into the pharmacy again and back to the pharmacist.
"The regiment has taken a vote," the Scot says. "We'll have a new

steve f
16-11-2005, 10:56 AM
thought it was a joke :thumbsdow :thumbsdow :thumbsdow :thumbsdow :thumbsdow :thumbsdow :thumbsdow

16-11-2005, 11:05 AM
Taxi for Ian

16-11-2005, 11:17 AM
:huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: