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Ade
16-11-2005, 05:19 PM
Each post has to be greater than 3 words..... and less than 20 words.


Lets start another story together as a team.... take it where ever you like, make it intelligent like Stig, make it cunning like Graham, make it funny (looking) like Steve F.... or just make it just plain violent like Chaa. Whatever you do, try to make it flow like a seemless river of poetry.

Right then...

Ade
16-11-2005, 05:21 PM
The yellow beast lurked..

Hazy
16-11-2005, 05:22 PM
One day in the small brothel in Goole wher SteveF worked as a

steve f
16-11-2005, 05:33 PM
One day in the small brothel in Goole wher SteveF worked as a
An old trucker moaning about fuel prices and sawdust

Ravi 355
16-11-2005, 05:33 PM
One day in the small brothel in Goole wher SteveF worked as a

Lady body, 4 druken city boys walked in

Hazy
16-11-2005, 05:36 PM
Lady body, 4 druken city boys walked in

but turned down the lady boy when they caught a glimspe of Steve's...

stevew
16-11-2005, 05:38 PM
but turned down the lady boy when they caught a glimspe of Steve's...

brekie pic and demanded 4 full english breakfasts

matkat
16-11-2005, 05:41 PM
I do not know where He left His teeth

Ade
16-11-2005, 06:38 PM
brekie pic and demanded 4 full english breakfasts

The waitress thought the request was bizzare, but obliged grudgingly. Little did the city boys know, but

tonyh
16-11-2005, 06:41 PM
The waitress thought the request was bizzare, but obliged grudgingly. Little did the city boys know, but

That wasn't meat in them sausages..... City boys left to return to....

456gtman
16-11-2005, 06:50 PM
An old ****** moaning about fuel prices and sawdust
Can you say that Steve M8:grin:

stevew
16-11-2005, 07:40 PM
That wasn't meat in them sausages..... City boys left to return to....

their spaceship which was parked on double yellow lines in the

spidermanUK
16-11-2005, 08:23 PM
their spaceship which was parked on double yellow lines in the
pick-up area outside Asda, when who should burst through the shop door but..........

GrahamS
16-11-2005, 08:28 PM
pick-up area outside Asda, when who should burst through the shop door but..........
Al Jolson. "My Mammy" he said, so the supervisor took him to the lost children centre.He was the biggest

spidermanUK
16-11-2005, 08:29 PM
Al Jolson. "My Mammy" he said, so the supervisor took him to the lost children centre.He was the biggest
threat to under 8's since the last Michael Jackson world tour, but still, the supervisor found.......

Steve L
16-11-2005, 08:31 PM
threat to under 8's since the last Michael Jackson world tour, but still, the supervisor found.......

Hud90n still sitting and hoping his turn will come...

Hud
16-11-2005, 08:32 PM
Hud90n still sitting and hoping his turn will come...

when all of a sudden a great big...

GrahamS
16-11-2005, 08:42 PM
when all of a sudden a great big...
scream came from the frozen chickens aisle. Something in there was fowl. Al had escaped and was trying to

spidermanUK
16-11-2005, 08:52 PM
scream came from the frozen chickens aisle. Something in there was fowl. Al had escaped and was trying to
perform a seemingly unnatural act with the smallest of three...

Steve L
16-11-2005, 08:54 PM
perform a seemingly unnatural act with the smallest of three...
Fcar.net users but found he was too small too...

spidermanUK
16-11-2005, 08:59 PM
Fcar.net users but found he was too small too...
not small enough to be an intellectual shrew and join an American competitor, but small enough not to......

Ade
17-11-2005, 01:01 PM
not small enough to be an intellectual shrew and join an American competitor, but small enough not to......

provide them with any pleasure what-so-ever, which was surprising as

steve f
17-11-2005, 01:05 PM
provide them with any pleasure what-so-ever, which was surprising as
i am really very good in bed with more than one female at a time

GrahamS
17-11-2005, 01:09 PM
i am really very good in bed with more than one female at a time
unfortunately a colony of all female bed bugs is nothing to be proud of. Meanwhile Al Jolson spotted an

burriana
17-11-2005, 03:04 PM
unfortunately a colony of all female bed bugs is nothing to be proud of. Meanwhile Al Jolson spotted a

particularly buxom check out girl with her hands full of...

Hazy
17-11-2005, 03:14 PM
particularly buxom check out girl with her hands full of...


cream cakes which she intended to...

spidermanUK
17-11-2005, 03:24 PM
cream cakes which she intended to...
insert one by one into.........

Hazy
17-11-2005, 03:51 PM
insert one by one into.........

Mr Jolsons rather oversized...

spidermanUK
17-11-2005, 03:56 PM
Mr Jolsons rather oversized...
pockets.he then proposed to use them on stage in his new act, when he would......

GrahamS
17-11-2005, 03:56 PM
Mr Jolsons rather oversized...
cod piece. Fortunately, this being a Thursday, Asda were clean out of fish so a nasty cod meets cream cake incident was avoided. But

Hazy
17-11-2005, 04:05 PM
cod piece. Fortunately, this being a Thursday, Asda were clean out of fish so a nasty cod meets cream cake incident was avoided. But

the stench was ungodly even so, because the cream mixed with the smelly cheese caked around Al's rancid....

Ade
17-11-2005, 04:49 PM
the stench was ungodly even so, because the cream mixed with the smelly cheese caked around Al's rancid....

knob of butter which had fallen from a cheese sandwich (during the spreading process) into his pocket unknown to him. This was several weeks ago ofcourse when

Pauli
17-11-2005, 05:04 PM
SteveF invited him round for a cuppa on the AGA, but got more of a shock when he slipped into.....

Hazy
17-11-2005, 05:06 PM
SteveF invited him round for a cuppa on the AGA, but got more of a shock when he slipped into.....

a silky little camisole which had obviously turned him on because he was sporting a massive...

GrahamS
17-11-2005, 05:32 PM
a silky little camisole which had obviously turned him on because he was sporting a massive...
inferiority complex. No matter how much he minced it never suited him. So Al suggested bringing Stan Laurel round to

Ravi 355
17-11-2005, 05:37 PM
inferiority complex. No matter how much he minced it never suited him. So Al suggested bringing Stan Laurel round to

To show him how it should be worn, but Steve F who had had quite enough suggested

Ade
17-11-2005, 07:11 PM
To show him how it should be worn, but Steve F who had had quite enough suggested

they come out of the closet, together. Trans-gender operations often resulted in probelms, this was nothing to be ashamed of but...

Hazy
18-11-2005, 11:46 AM
they come out of the closet, together. Trans-gender operations often resulted in probelms, this was nothing to be ashamed of but...

when SteveF dropped his trousers and showed Al how his had gone wrong, Mr Jolson cried out......

Ade
18-11-2005, 11:55 AM
when SteveF dropped his trousers and showed Al how his had gone wrong, Mr Jolson cried out......

is that a large pair of DD breasts??! Write any idea down on a beer-mat after 10 pints and it will seem like a good idea, the surgeon had clearly...

400SPYDER
18-11-2005, 12:07 PM
is that a large pair of DD breasts??! Write any idea down on a beer-mat after 10 pints and it will seem like a good idea, the surgeon had clearly...

misunderstood what steve meant when he said"I want 12 in the rear"

Ravi 355
18-11-2005, 12:10 PM
misunderstood what steve meant when he said"I want 12 in the rear"

Or was having a laugh.........

Hazy
18-11-2005, 12:31 PM
Or was having a laugh.........

because he had unknowingly subjected poor SteveF to 12 sessions of painful anal bleaching, which apparently in his profession as an oversized rent boy is considered to be....

400SPYDER
18-11-2005, 12:45 PM
because he had unknowingly subjected poor SteveF to 12 sessions of painful anal bleaching, which apparently in his profession as an oversized rent boy is considered to be....

More than 20 words - and you've been on the dark side :D:D:D:D

Ade
18-11-2005, 12:48 PM
because he had unknowingly subjected poor SteveF to 12 sessions of painful anal bleaching, which apparently in his profession as an oversized rent boy is considered to be....



a fashionable must, if one is to gain a large market share within, lets face it, a very conjested and competitive market place where

400SPYDER
18-11-2005, 12:50 PM
a fashionable must, if one is to gain a large market share within, lets face it, a very conjested and competitive market place where

where only the cleanest and holiest of holes can be considered worthy of a good

Hazy
18-11-2005, 01:04 PM
More than 20 words - and you've been on the dark side :D:D:D:D

jobsworth. :D:D:D And no i have not been to the Dark Side. Thats SteveF you're thinking about!!!

Hazy
18-11-2005, 01:05 PM
where only the cleanest and holiest of holes can be considered worthy of a good

profit margin, enabling SteveF to float his ladyboy business on the stock market meaning that....

Ravi 355
18-11-2005, 02:34 PM
profit margin, enabling SteveF to float his ladyboy business on the stock market meaning that....

you will now be able to buy shares in the anal cleanser, as used by 9 out of 10 lady boys

stevew
18-11-2005, 02:39 PM
you will now be able to buy shares in the anal cleanser, as used by 9 out of 10 lady boys

However,this was postponed due the the severe side effects of the cleanser,these side effects include

Ade
18-11-2005, 03:24 PM
However,this was postponed due the the severe side effects of the cleanser,these side effects include

full intestinal prolapse, the risk of losing weight around the abdominal area, constipation and also...

SteveP
18-11-2005, 03:26 PM
full intestinal prolapse, the risk of losing weight around the abdominal area, constipation and also...

*****ing thro the eye of a needle

Hazy
18-11-2005, 06:00 PM
*****ing thro the eye of a needle

which was particularly painful in Steves case because his

400SPYDER
18-11-2005, 06:06 PM
which was particularly painful in Steves case because his

gonads were tied by a thread to that very needle - if only he could find something to

Hazy
18-11-2005, 06:13 PM
gonads were tied by a thread to that very needle - if only he could find something to


coat his genitals in to encourage his wifes horse to lick them enthusiastically because he loved to

spidermanUK
18-11-2005, 06:31 PM
coat his genitals in to encourage his wifes horse to lick them enthusiastically because he loved to
feel something rough in that region, and all he'd found to date was an old moped seat and.....

400SPYDER
18-11-2005, 06:35 PM
feel something rough in that region, and all he'd found to date was an old moped seat and.....

a pair of Sam Fox's used

456gtman
18-11-2005, 06:43 PM
a pair of Sam Fox's used
underwear, which reminded steve where he'd left his cream cakes

stevew
18-11-2005, 07:01 PM
underwear, which reminded steve where he'd left his cream cakes

He returned to the secret hiding place,where 2 days earlier he had stashed his 2 large buns,however

Dave Z
18-11-2005, 07:16 PM
He returned to the secret hiding place,where 2 days earlier he had stashed his 2 large buns,however

to find that they had gone missing and had been replaced with a packet of very slimey.....

400SPYDER
18-11-2005, 07:27 PM
to find that they had gone missing and had been replaced with a packet of very slimey.....
solied and apparently used

Dave Z
18-11-2005, 07:30 PM
solied and apparently used

pair of hazy's edible....

456gtman
20-11-2005, 05:24 PM
pair of hazy's edible....
black crutchless leather boxer shorts

stevew
20-11-2005, 07:32 PM
black crutchless leather boxer shorts

which were purchased "well worn" off ebay from

456gtman
20-11-2005, 08:20 PM
which were purchased "well worn" off ebay from
a strange chap called Hudson who

spidermanUK
20-11-2005, 08:22 PM
a strange chap called Hudson who
had a strange affinity with fruit and vegetables and an annoying habit of...

Dave Z
20-11-2005, 11:31 PM
had a strange affinity with fruit and vegetables and an annoying habit of...

Wiping that brown sticky wax from his ears on other peoples...

stevew
20-11-2005, 11:45 PM
Wiping that brown sticky wax from his ears on other peoples...

cars,passing it off as,the last word in

spidermanUK
21-11-2005, 12:32 AM
cars,passing it off as,the last word in
designer Range Rover mud, however most people, including Al Jolson knew it was better suited to..........

barabus
21-11-2005, 12:34 AM
designer Range Rover mud, however most people, including Al Jolson knew it was better suited to..........

Old man river cos everybody knows he just keeps rollin along

Ade
22-11-2005, 04:06 PM
Anyway, while all this had been going on, Lee p had been taking advantage of the distraction. Somehow (and god knows why) he had managed to....